By Ian Carlos Crawford, BuzzFed

1. The Going Out to dinner with your friends struggle – Will there be a good bathroom for me to poop in? How close to home is this restaurant?
2. The Pizza Struggle – LOVE IT BUT IT HATES ME. And my stomach hates it…but, I mean, have you ever TASTED pizza? HOW CAN YOU NOT EAT IT!?
3. The Creamer Struggle – Oh, you made this with creamer? No, that’s not a problem at all….
4. The Running Late Poop Struggle – YESs, I KNOW I’M LATE…butlike….


5. The Surprise Dairy Struggle – NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS MILK IN THIS!
6. The How Do I Still have Anything Left In Me Struggle…because everything is terrible.
7. The Puke For No Reason Struggle – no, I wasn’t drunk…my stomach is just made of one ply toilet paper.
8. The Ice Cream Struggle – Oh, you’re all having ice cream? I’ll…just…have…some bread
9. The Feelings of Having to Poop Struggle- DON’T EVEN LOOK AT ME UNTIL AFTER I GO
10. The Struck By Lightning Struggle – When you have to go and NO YOU CAN’T HOLD IT.
11. The Taco Bell/Chipotle Struggle – You know that you should know better but sometimes diarrhea for a day is worth it.
12. The Stomach Noises Struggle – …did everyone hear that? Can I pretend no one did? At least I didn’t fart…
13. The Surprise Fart Struggle – …I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE THE ROOM SMELL LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER
14. The Constant Bathroom Use Struggle – YES I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AGAIN AND THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP
15. The Caffeine Struggle – I’M TIRED GOD DAMN IT BUT IF I DRINK A COFFEE/REDBULL/WHATEVER I’M GOING TO BE VERY BUSY ON THE TOILET FOR THE NEXT HALF HOUR!
16. The I Can’t Have Sex Right Now Struggle – The stomach pains are real and so is my thirst but the stomach pains win every time.
17. The Safe Poop Space Struggle – The pure joy of finding out the bathroom you’re about to use has private stalls with walls and a door that go from the ceiling to the floor. WHY AREN’T THEY ALL LIKE THIS!?

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